Iowa Football is All About the Cheddar

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Straight Cash Homey. It's how FORMER Iowa football player Dominique Douglas rolls. He'll also steal yo girl if she a bad bitch - according to his facebook page. He's been tryin to get wit da bitches without spendin' his paper for yearz. Word.

On a side note, he is also not going to play organized football ever again, which is sad. State of Game has learned, however, that he has obtained building permits to build a giant money vault filled with gold doubloons and cash. "It's always been how I roll" said Douglas in an exclusive interview. "But up until now, it's always been in a figurative sense. I'm looking to make the metaphor come true. I've always been interested in the fine line that separates the allegorical from the literal. Now, when I roll with cash, I can literally roll in cash. It's art, pure and simple"

Douglas went on to talk about the allegorical meaning of Milton's Paradise Lost for a half hour.