Head of F-1 Racing to Keep Job Despite Nazi Themed Sex Orgy

Oh, you bloggers are so cute, coming up with post titles that shock and awe, only to find out that the bulk of the post links to something completely different. Very funny. Nazi themed orgy...what will you think of next?

What's that?

That's pretty much a verbatim headline?

Oh.

You can imagine the copious amounts of coffee that was spewed directly into the keyboard when I read this article from the Daily Sun (a British paper). It seems that the head of F-1 racing is going to keep his job after a 5 hour long tape was released of the 67 year old dressed as an SS Nazi barking commands at 5 prostitutes. In a stellar performance, Mosley also played the part of "camp victim having genitals inspected and being flogged on the ass to the point of bleeding."

Holy Hell.

This, of course, led us down the path of equally disturbing kinks involving college coaches.

Les Miles:
Turn ons: Bedazzlers, Chaps, Latex, Damn Strong Bourbon, Press Conferences
Favorite Position: Reverse Cowboy

Pete Carroll:
Turn Ons: Blood, Fountains, Democrats, Facebook
Favorite Position: Lotus Petal (only Pete Carroll and Sting have ever pulled off the lotus petal successfully)

Jim Tressel:
Turn Ons: Small Dogs, Family Values, Church, Car Dealerships
Favorite Position: Missionary. Let's be civil here.

Rich Rodriguez:
Turn Ons: Shredders, Coeds, Pain, The pressure of a hundred thousand people who expect you to beat a vastly more talented Ohio State team this year
Favorite Position: Spread Eagle

Joe Paterno:
Turn Ons: Flappers, Swing, Hooch
Favorite Position: Mike Linebacker. That's what we're talking about right? Where did I put my glasses?