ESPN’s Beano Cook appeared on fellow ESPN personality Colin Cowherd’s radio show Wednesday afternoon.
The two got to talking about next year’s outlook for the Michigan football team. Below is an excerpt from their conversation:
Beano Cook: I had a couple people tell me that you predicted Michigan to be 6-6
Colin Cowherd: I think Michigan has quarterback issues next year.
BC: They also have offensive line (issues). When I first heard that, I said ‘Oh, Colin and the predictions. He’s wrong.’ But I think you might be right.
CC: I like them in two or three years. I think next year their schedule is brutal and they don’t have a quarterback. They don’t have a quarterback. You’ve gotta have a quarterback in college football.
BC: They also lost a lot of guys from the offensive line. I think you might be right. They play Notre Dame, but they have three other non-conference games and those games aren’t as tough and they’re in Ann Arbor. Again, 6-6 would be a big disappointment considering the Big Ten isn’t that tough and they only play eight conference games.
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Later in the show, Cowherd talked about games he’s going to this fall. One of the contests he chose was the Michigan-Ohio State game. He had the following to say about the contest:
“Ohio State is going to kill them. It’s not going to be very competitive.”
So wait. Beano and Colin agree on something?
Come on people, rejoice! What's the exact opposite of a .500 record? 1.000 baby! Trust us, we had an Ohio State grad do the math. Walk on QB? Doesn't matter. You know the last time UM had a walk on? Brain Greise. Is that true? I don't even know! All I know is that Beano Cook hasn't been right about a prediction involving anything other than his morning bowel movement since 1932, and Cowherd (while entertaining) should be ignored at all times.
Michigan: Winnah!
To summarize, this video is how we're feeling:
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