Friday, April 11, 2008

Everybody Smokes Up

Hot on the heels of Mario Manningham's mea culpa letter to all interested NFL parties detailing his frequent liasons with one Mary Jane comes a report out of Columbus saying that 4 players have been suspended after testing positive for marijuana.

Players include Eugene Clifford (2nd offense), Donald Washington,
Jamario O'Neal, and Mo Wells.

After doing some digging (and remote survalliance) we've discovered that Clifford, O'Neal, and Washington were not in pads today during practice. Wells, however, participated fully.

Based on Steve Bellesari's 86.5 BAC reading that netted a 1 quarter suspension, my guess is that the players will be punished lightly. Except Clifford. He's probably dismissed, which is to say that Tressel will feed him to his dogs. That's 5 pounds of white fury commin' 'atcha son.

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