At what age does it become necessary to tuck the T-shirt (long sleeve or not) into the pants?
Also, lest we forget, I must point out that absolute awesomeness that is the buckeye necklace... whomever started that trend... well a raised glass to you sir!
Few things so easily identify a person as a complete idiot. Imagine the scene at a buckeye fan's house on Saturday morning... ok, ok, trailer, sorry. All set to go, got all of the scarlet on you could possibly want, the classic look of BLACK jeans (you know it!) with a tucked in shirt (check), the hat (check), got the drinks and the food (check)... starts heading out of the park...
SWEET JESUS I FORGOT MY BUCKEYE NECKLACE!!!! Wife gently leans over and says, of course you didn't honey, they're hanging right there on the rear-view mirror! Cue massive sigh of relief...
All you need to know about buckeye fans is that they're 7-1 in the last 8 meetings, yet they still manage to harbor that massive inferiority complex as though 2-10-1 is still going on. Good times!
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Raised in the God-fearing house of Schembechler, kicked out of school his last night for night putting - just putting at night - with the daughter of the dean. A 100 dollar shine on a 3 dollar pair of shoes.
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At what age does it become necessary to tuck the T-shirt (long sleeve or not) into the pants?
Also, lest we forget, I must point out that absolute awesomeness that is the buckeye necklace... whomever started that trend... well a raised glass to you sir!
Few things so easily identify a person as a complete idiot. Imagine the scene at a buckeye fan's house on Saturday morning... ok, ok, trailer, sorry. All set to go, got all of the scarlet on you could possibly want, the classic look of BLACK jeans (you know it!) with a tucked in shirt (check), the hat (check), got the drinks and the food (check)... starts heading out of the park...
SWEET JESUS I FORGOT MY BUCKEYE NECKLACE!!!! Wife gently leans over and says, of course you didn't honey, they're hanging right there on the rear-view mirror! Cue massive sigh of relief...
All you need to know about buckeye fans is that they're 7-1 in the last 8 meetings, yet they still manage to harbor that massive inferiority complex as though 2-10-1 is still going on. Good times!
GO BLUE!