Friday, May 2, 2008

Perrilloux Be Gone!

Troubled LSU quarterback Ryan Perilloux has been excused from the team indefinitely after failing to live up to the expectations of an LSU athelete for the fouth time. I believe the mantra for Les (pictured on left in normal attire) goes something like this:


Fool me once - shame on you.
Fool me twice - shame on me.
Fool me thrice - Whooooeeeeee! We'll just ignore that one boa'!
Fool me FOUR TIMES - Here's the door.


Seriously though - it took you 4 offenses before realizing that it wasn't going to work? Even Les - who really does have the phrase "whoooooooeeeee" running through his head most of the day - should have realized this was coming a lot sooner.

LSU will turn to...ummmmm...I don't actually know who their starting QB will be without RP. Welcome to Michigan-land Tigers!

1 comments:

Champ Summers said...

Trying.... to.... ignore.... urge to enjoy heaps of schadenfreude....