Troubled LSU quarterback Ryan Perilloux has been excused from the team indefinitely after failing to live up to the expectations of an LSU athelete for the fouth time. I believe the mantra for Les (pictured on left in normal attire) goes something like this:Fool me once - shame on you.
Fool me twice - shame on me.
Fool me thrice - Whooooeeeeee! We'll just ignore that one boa'!
Fool me FOUR TIMES - Here's the door.
Seriously though - it took you 4 offenses before realizing that it wasn't going to work? Even Les - who really does have the phrase "whoooooooeeeee" running through his head most of the day - should have realized this was coming a lot sooner.
LSU will turn to...ummmmm...I don't actually know who their starting QB will be without RP. Welcome to Michigan-land Tigers!
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Trying.... to.... ignore.... urge to enjoy heaps of schadenfreude....