The Cruzin Cooler Runs Afoul the Law

A Whitehall, NY man was arrested this past week for operating a motor vehical while intoxicated. This lead is not sensational, it's an absolute, and it altogether sucks until you add that the vehical he was driving was a cooler.



That's right: a cooler.

The Cruzin Cooler comes in 5 different models, ranging from 300 watt electric to a 33 cc 2 stroke gas engine with a top speed of 15 MPH.

I don't know which is worse - the fact that I didn't know these exist, or that a guy actually got a DWI while riding one. I mean, honestly, what's the worst that could happen? He flips at 15 MPH? He runs into somebody, badly bruising a knee? On the list of ridiculous charges, this ranks right up there.

Can't a man and his cooler just ride in peace?