TP: Diaper Dandy. No, Really.

"I knew I should have gone to Michigan..."

OMG recruit commit Terrelle Pryor spent his first few days as a Buckeye in diapers.

Literally.

As a part of some sort of ritualistic hazing biometric technology study, Terrelle was stripped of his clothing, and forced to wear the blue diaper thingy you see above. Now, if it were Beauford up there gettin' all that fancy testin', that diaper would have to be much, much bigger (hey-oh!).

The dots represent anatomical points that will appear on a computer used to map Terrelle's specific movements. This technology should sound familiar to video gamers; motion capture technology has been around for quite some time. Instead of using this data to graphically represent Terrelle breaking you on NCAA 2010, it will be used by Ohio State to better understand the stresses Terrelle will place on various anatomical trouble points, and will presumably aid in injury prevention.

In related news, Ohio State University has now partnered with the U.S.S.R. in a groundbreaking study of athletics and kineseology.

Whatever he hits, he destroys!

HT to Ozone for the pic.