We were just going to use the "BHGP has gone too far" segment as a segue into a belated LTP potpourri awards posts in which we ripped on BHGP for picking all Iowa folks, and revealed our own picks. We were going to do it nicely. But Hawkeye State decided to bring out the big guns, so we'll go ahead and rub his nose in it.
I don't have the skills to make a slideshow on youtube, mostly because I
a) have a girlfriend
b) have a life
c) wasn't in the A/V club in high school
d) don't spend my Saturday nights playing Halo 3 while gazing at a life size fathead of Richard Simmons that is up to not only inspire me to get off my fat ass and move around a bit, but also satisfies my deeply buried homosexual tendencies brought on partly from watching Iowa Football all those years, but mostly because the one time my black heart was actually with a woman, I had no swelling whatsoever in my gold pants.
Here is what I can do. I can embed a youtube clip that somebody else made (Plagerism right? Kinda like ripping off that already established Michigan video to begin with?) that I feel encapsulates the Iowa football experience in a nutshell:
Iowa Football: Where nothing happens. Nothing, atall.
The little video you made was cute, given that Iowa has won a grand total of 10 games against Michigan. That's not playing the "in the last 50 years" or "since the modern era" card. That's 10 games since the dawn of time. My guess is that Hawkeye State originally set out to make an "Iowa football: where amazing happens" video, found that he couldn't find any pictures of Iowa triumphs (here's a hint: they don't exist), and did the next best thing.
The road to OPS may very well go through you, HS - but that's only because you two are elephant-walking around so damn much that I get a two-for-one that I never, ever wanted to see. And dude, I'll take James Dean over Steve McQueen any day of the week. I notice you didn't bring Champ's pic into this, because the Godfather smokes McQueen all day long, twice on Saturday. You think we copied you on the "black and white badass celeb pic" for our own profile? That's cute, but the truth is we didn't really even know your site existed before we started this one, mostly because we haven't heard anything from Iowa Football since 2003.
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
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Maybe you should change your blog name to Bo Schembechler Rimjob, because that's about all that'll get the old guy back up and running again, and thus return Michigan to respectability. We're actually happy to be dropping Illinois from the schedule and getting Michigan.
Also, we have it on good authority that SOG have the erectile dysfunctions.
Wow. This is not how you get the upper hand in a blog war. Stringing Ad hominem attacks together about a hilarious video posted (seriously, make a similar one about MSU. I'll laugh, and then cry for the next half-hour.) is not the way to take the moral high ground. If you had posted a picture of Barwis teabagging Hayden Fry, that would have been hilarious, but instead you chose the stereotypical. call someone gay and homely route.
And also, you didn't hear of BHGP before? There's a reason they were runner-up for best Big 10 blog last year, and that's because it's damn funny, and most of all (you're going to want to take a lesson from this), they can laugh at themselves and the Hawkeyes once in a while.
The moral high ground is for the gays and homelies, g0el. This is BEEF, son! We at WAR! You think this is a game?! ARF! ARF!
WU-TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHIN TO MESS WITH
EPIC FAIL
Stormin, you've used "pwnage" and a "fake internet poster" as your shit talking so far. This is blogs, son! This is serious business! There's no way that any of this could be tongue in cheek, because that we don't stand for that shit.
And, speaking of tongue, I've (apparently) got to go stick mine in an old dead coach's ass...
stormin would be right...
IF THIS WAS A GAME. ARF ARF! BLOGWAR, SON! BLOGTHUG TILL WE DIE!
WU TAAAAAANG
I'm lost. What exactly precipitated this slap-fight?
When some Blue-Boy has the stones to come up throwing after we rip his helmet off his head, then, and only then, will I give a shit about Blue-Team's self-congratulatory tradition-spewing. It's all about what happens on the field, now. It is so disappointing that Kroul and Unusual are scheduled elsewhere this, their last year. Rich-Rod's little scatback offense -- the one that lost to Connecticut? -- is going to get an education next year. --bl1731atc