Pastor: Thus speaketh the Champ
Congregation: Praise be to Champ
One thing the media will harp on that is ridiculously off base:
This is actually kinda hard to predict with this particular team. Juice Williams has the blessing of having a funny name, meaning that media-types will just drink it up (whoops!). It's not good business to have a back-and-forth with somebody and just agree with them, but in this case, Champ has hit the nail on the head. Juice is NOT a good passer. One quick look at "attempts" will tell you that the Illini coaching staff doesn't think he's a good passer. He had 267 attempts last year - placing him DEAD LAST in attempts in the Big Ten for starting QB's. His 134 yards per game? Also dead last. His 6.5 yards per attempt? 3rd to last.
In short, Juice didn't throw the ball and when he did - it was a lot of screening. When he threw downfield, he got picked off. 13 TD's to 12 INT's is not a good ratio, my friends. We know he can run, but he can't throw. The media forgets that at times.
One thing the media will completely ignore that is integral to this team's success
I don't follow Illini football too much, but it appears to me that a tailback is going to have to step up and fill the void left by Mendenhall. The Media won't ignore this - in fact, it's been well documented - so that doesn't count.
What will make this team go next year? It's the same answer to the question above: Juice Williams. If he can learn to throw the ball downfield in such a manner than it does not float gently into the opposition's waiting hands, then Illinois might, might, be a threat. The media - in ignoring the fact that Juice, to this point, hasn't been a good passer - is also ignoring the fact that in order for Illinois to have a successful season, he will have to become one. Whenever a team can stuff all 11 players, the mascot, and a randomly selected fan into the box with impunity - you've got a problem.
Most important contributors on each side of the ball:
Offense:
Obviously Juice. Arrelious Benn could be slotted in here, but only if I had any faith that Juice could get him the ball. HOWEVA: An interesting relationship could develop in which Benn becomes so good that the faults of his quarterback are overshadowed by his greatness (ala Henne to Braylon). In this regard - both could be crutial cogs to the Illinois offensive machine.
Defense: Up to this point I've talked strictly offense, but the defense has a few very solid players. Vontae Davis is a legitimate shut-down corner, and is projected as a first rounder in the insanely stupid 2009 mock draft.
Area that scares you as an opponent:
If Juice learns to throw the ball, he could be a legitimate nightmare for defenses ala Vince Young.
Really. I just went there.
He's got that type of raw athleticism! Remember Vince before his senior year? We don't either, partly because we were drunk most of the time (college, you know) but mostly because he was the exact same QB Juice was last season. It was only when he decided to "throw first scramble later" that he became awesome. He also haunts every Wolverine fan's dreams.
Area that makes you salivate as an opponent:
The fact that Zook really sucks at coaching during games is something that we've grown accustom to. Really, I look forward to playing Illinois because they always seem to bungle some innane detail that ends up really hurting them. This past year there was no reason that Michigan should have beaten Illinois. They were a scrambling team, and Michigan was down a tailback and a quarterback. The fact that Zook is prowling the sidelines is good enough for me.
Random factor that you think will come into play this season:
One of these two things will happen to make Illinois better than you think they should be:
a) Juice will learn to throw
or
b) Benn will turn into Braylon
I don't know which will happen, but one of them will, making Illinois an annoyingly dangerous team this year.
Overall Record:
9-3. I think that Juice or Benn will be good enough to power them through the opening non-conference games, then beat either Penn State or Michigan. Losses at one of those two, @ Wisky, and Ohio State.
Final Big Ten Standing:
I think they hang on to the 4th spot, but could be third if the cards fall right.
Bowl Game Destination
Outback Bowl Bound - but if the same funky "we're the Rose Bowl and will take an underqualified Big Ten team to get smashed by superior Pac Ten team" happens, they could be Citrusing.
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Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Behold The Future! Illinois 2008
1. One thing the media will harp on that is ridiculously off base – Did you know Illinois has a quarterback named Juice Williams? Yes, indeed that’s his name… no one in the media apparently cares that this guy hits the broad side of the barn at about a 50% clip. Can he run? Yes, yes he can. Can he throw? Well he did manage to improve his completion percentage from 39% in ‘06 (wha wha whaaaaa?) up to 57% in ’07, but with only 22 TDs against 21 picks in his career… suffice it to say that by bottling him up, this team will bog down in the offensive department. Don’t expect this to be mentioned though, Illinois had a big turnaround last year, and they feature an athletic QB!!! They’ll show highlights of his unconscious game in Columbus (and what a performance it was!) and ignore the fact that this guy simply hasn’t been that good at throwing the football, nor will he have MANBEAST Mendenhall next to him in the backfield. In fact, they’ll likely base his season outlook off of that game and that game alone… oh… what? They HAVE?
2. One thing the media will completely ignore that is integral to this team's success – How about Ron Zook’s complete and utter ineptitude at managing a football game? Great recruiter? Sure! Solid sideline presence on Saturdays? Uhhhh… no. Too many examples to name; let’s just say that as long as he’s there they will bring in talent and he will make gameday decisions that leave Illini fans very confused. How soon do you think you’ll see the mismanagement of his top two quarterbacks by yanking Williams and throwing in Eddie McGee on a whim? 2nd quarter of the Mizzou game? 3rd?
3. Most important contributors on each side of the ball – Whichever running back not named Rashard Mendenhall steps in will be a big question, but I’m going to say that Arrelious Benn will be one of the most important players in this offense. If he can bail Williams out and be any kind of a reliable target, the way you defend Illinois completely changes, the kid is a star waiting to burst out, they just have to get him the football. On defense, I’ll go with Brit Miller, who despite his name is a linebacker… a four year starter at that!
4. Area that scares you as an opponent – The fact that Juice Williams could black out for 60 minutes and play a game like he did in Columbus last year… they really held that ball for over 8 minutes on the final drive? Really?! Shudder…
5. Area that makes you salivate as an opponent – No Rashard Mendenhall and near as anyone else can tell, a quarterback who isn’t going to be picking you apart any time soon… Defenses game-planning against Illinois will put 23 people in the box… at least that’s what USC appeared to do.
6. Random factor that you think will come into play this season – Two things here: Illinois starts Big 10 play @ Penn State and @ Michigan. Regardless of the current situations at both schools, that’s a tough start to the conference slate, and tripping out of the box may impact this team more than a more experienced squad. Secondly, there’s the chance that Arrelious Benn turns into a wide receiver that should be playing for Michigan or Ohio State and enables Juice Williams to throw Kurt-Kittner-8th-grade-lob-balls and complete them due to Benn’s complete and total level of awesomeness… if this happens, count me as someone who will be highly annoyed.
7. Overall Record – Mendenhall was a beast last year and Illinois caught quite a few people by surprise… including apparently Ohio State. This team was capable of playing quite well, but they lacked consistency, and now they lack their MANBEAST tailback… I think a slight regression towards the mean is on the horizon for the Politically Corrects… call it 8-4 with all four losses coming in-conference… the Mizzou game is a tossup and I’ll lean the Illini way for them on this one, Big 10 solidarity and all.
8. Final Big Ten Standing – Not too hot, not too cold, jusssssssst right, so I say 5th.
9. Bowl Game Destination – Wooo boy, where does the 5th place Big 10 team go? Motor City Bowl? I don’t know… We’ll call it a “Late December Capital One Bowl Week Special” and leave it at that.
Whaddya say Beauford?
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