Your Weekend Guide

Let's take a run down the Big 10 and see what's going to capture the interest of the nation... er, the region.... ok, just the fan bases, tomorrow.

1. Ball State at Indiana - CLASH OF THE UNDEFEATED INDIANA TITANS! You just know it'll be a sea of red at Memorial Stadium when the Cardinals and Nate Davis roll into town. Item that may surprise you? The nation's leading receiver will be playing in this game: Dante Love (yes!) of Ball State.

2. Iowa at Pitt - Martin Scorsese would say "where's the drama?" The answer? Not here. Surprising item? Iowa has outscored it's first three opponents 105-8... which says a lot more about Iowa's opponents than it does about Iowa.

3. notre @#$@% dame at Michigan State - If Michigan State doesn't win this football game, I will be desperately searching for an internet stream of Mike Valenti's show on Monday... aaaaaaaaaaagggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn! Remember folks, timeouts aren't like cell phone minutes, they don't carry over! If only MSU had actually gone ahead and hired H.R. Pufnstuf and Teddy Ruxpin.

Under Smoke Raider Zone!

4. FAU at Minnesota - Howard Schnellenberger, Howard Schnellenberger, and Howard Schnellenberger. Minnesota is 300% better than last ye... ok you know what, nevermind, you're not going to watch this, I'm not going to watch this, let's just move on.

5. Ohio at Northwestern - Northwestern hasn't gone undefeated in non-conference play since 1962... Ohio hasn't won this season... something has to give!

6. Troy at Ohio State - I hate saying I told you so... Ohio State has never played Troy, Chris Wells continues to sit on the sidelines, and now panicking buckeyes are wondering if they should start playing Pryor instead of Boeckman to get the kid experience. The world is simply a better place when Buckeye fans worry. If Troy hangs tough in the first half of this football game, look for all of Columbus to assume a fetal position.

7. Temple at Penn State - Four straight games of this:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... even better than brains

8. Central Michigan at Purdue - 3rd time these teams meet within a year... last time 99 points were scored... that's about all I got here.

9. Wisconsin vs Moped Horseplay - Bret Bielema: Master of Discipline!

10. Michigan vs Fumbilitis - I'm recommending a seven day course of Ceftriaxone and a really hefty dose of McGuffie...

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEKEND -


Flip around, enjoy, and go USA!